How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor?

The Ground Rules

• Both you and the raptor are tethered to the bunk bed with 7 foot chains
• The chains are unbreakable and cannot be removed from the bunk bed
• The bunk bed is light enough that you can drag it a little
• You are free to run around the bed or get on the top bunk

• 1	Do you have any experience wrestling? Yes, I wrestled in college Yes, I wrestled in middle school or high school A little, I've wrestled with siblings or friends I have no experience wrestling 9 Questions Left

• 2	How tall are you? Very short (5'1 or less) Short, 5'2 - 5'5 Average, 5'6 - 5'8 Tall, 5'9 - 6'2 Very tall, 6'3 or taller 8 Questions Left

• 3	How high can you jump? Not very high, maybe a few inches (8 cm) I can't jump at all (I'm disabled) Maybe A foot or so (30 cm) More than a foot (31+ cm) 7 Questions Left

• 4	Do you panic at the sight of blood? Yes, and I often faint Yes, but I don't faint No A little 6 Questions Left

• 5	If the velociraptor lunged at you, what would you be most likely to do? Curl up into a little ball and whimper Punch him in the mouth Punch him in his raptor balls Scream and run to the end of my chain 5 Questions Left

• 6	Do you have any experience with boxing or martial arts? Yes, I've had years of training A little training No training 4 Questions Left

• 7	Have you ever fought a dangerous animal before, such as a rabid dog or grizzly bear? No Yes 3 Questions Left

• 8	If you had a choice, where would you prefer to be? The top bunk The bottom bunk Standing on the ground 2 Questions Left

• 9	Do you know any sleeper holds or choking techniques? Yes No 1 Questions Left

• 10	If the raptor bit off one of your arms, which would you be most likely to do? Scream and cry like a giant sissy Take the arm back and beat the raptor with it Use the opportunity to try to wrap my chain around the raptor's neck Give up and die. Raptor: 1, Me: 0 0 Questions Left